I hate BUSYbody!!!!

Definition of busybody by Rojak's 2010 Dictionary:

• Self-acclaimed ALWAYS busy at work and BELITTLE other colleagues, but they have time to facebook, blog, have long lunches, paint their finger nails, gossips, BBM with friends, etc etc DURING office hour.

• Usually are the freaks in the senior exec/middle mgmt level. I do not think that they have the potential to go up to the senior mgmt level due to their "humbleness" and freaky nature unless they sleep with the boss. (Secret thoughts: I would not mind sleeping with the boss if he looks like Donnie Yen and that I am rewarded with 5 digit salary with huge ass BONUS by doing hare-brained 9-5 jobs :P I wish..)

Note: I am not ALWAYs busy and I never BELITTLE others. My favourite past time are listed above BUT it's because I am working for myself now and nobody is offended or affected in the process. End.

Definition of busy by Rojak's 2010 Dictionary:

1. You started working at 8.30AM daily and you leave office at 8pm and continue working at home till both your mother and cat sleeps
2. You eat 2 meals a day infront of your laptop. (Eating nasi lemak on your desktop at 9.30AM doesn't count.
3. You looks like the Cullen's family (pale faced, lack of sleep and food, bad skin, emotionless).
4. Your best friend is Vitamin B complex, Surbex and Essense of Chicken.
5. You are usually not popular with your colleagues because they think that you are a workaholic freak. If you are the popular one, it most probably means that you are wasting too much time on mindless chat.
6. You do not remember how your friends look like cause you haven't been on FB awhile.
7. You spend most of your time with your clients, bosses, yourself and your project mates. Unnecessary 5-day-a-week happy hour with your boss or non-commission contributors doesn't count. Don't cover up with your so-called networking. CAN YOU JUST BE A MAN AND ADMIT THAT YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC OR WOMANISER? (Ooh ohh, you are so busy but you took the time to read my miserable blog, I am so touched...as if..)
8. You missed all your payment due dates cause you are just too fucking busy.
9. Your family haven't seen you for awhile even though they stay in the same house. The closest person that you get to interact with is your condo security guard and your cat.
10. You spend more than at least 6 hours working on weekends.

 Well, if you fits at least 3 out of 10 of the above. You are indeed BUSY. End.

I am gonna end this post my favourite quote:

Which one is more important? Eating with your family (or wife) or fighting (or working)

- Donnie Yen in Ipman. 

P/S: Especially when nobody is depending on you for food and shelter. End

Job Interview

This is in respond to michaelooi's blog post of common interview questions. Please read it here first.

Here are my comments to his post.

Except for Question #3, I would say that these are my favourite questions as an interviewer.

1) “Tell me about yourself.”
I ask because I most probably did not read your boring resume plus the 10+ pages of attached certificate from your kindergarten, Uni, and the Math quiz that u took in Form 5. Could Malaysian pls be more creative with their resume? My life already sucks with having to go thru agreementsss with stupid jargons and why must I suffer to read your resume when you r the one asking me for jobs?

2) “Why do you leave your current job?”

I need to know if you are mentally well or if you have a real attitude problem.

4) “What is your strength?”
I need to know if you can sell my products/do the job and if you are prepared for this interview.

5) “What is your greatest achievement?”

• I need to know how highly you think of yourself or how aggressive you are.
• If you do not have anything to say >> it's considered done. [I am so not going to hire you even if you are willing to work without getting paid] 

I have probably interviewed XXX candidates in my miserable working life. One of the classic answer that I have heard is this.

Rojak: What's your favourite past times?
Interviewee: (He is a guy) Ohh..I love to intercourse with people. Cause I enjoy being with friends..blah blah..

(ROJAK ALMOST FAINTED BY NOW BUT MANAGED TO RUN OUT OF THE ROOM AND LAUGH TILL MY STOMACH HURTS)

My colleague who was in this interview with me still do not know why Rojak looks like she has been possessed. -___-