Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

A story about a leech

Since I have been too lazy to blog, I am just gonna post a short story this time to keep my readers happy, or pissed off (assuming if I do have some readers).

This story was inspired by someone really close to me.

Once upon a time, there was a kind and beautiful women in an unknown kingdom. However, fate was not on her side when she gave birth to a leech instead of a human boy. Her heartless husband and the father of the leech left them not long after. Nevertheless, she showered Leech with love and care and gave him everything that she could afford by working non-stop day and night. Leech become strong and huge and turns into a real man when he was 25 years old. He even got married and have a son, wtf. The women, now old and retired was overjoy to see her only son turning into a real man and having a family on his own. Alas! The son was ungrateful, treat the women poorly and take advantage of his old mom in many unspeakable ways.

What should be the ending of this story? Please share your thoughts and drop me your comments! =)

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Insomnia is the mother of all sufferings

Before I hit the sack, it's 5.26am, 23 Oct 2013. I haven't sleep a wink yet though I was trying very hard to.

How did I spent this whole night?

You could ask my mom, my husband and my cat. Oh, my cat is still awake with me. Thanks god. Just fed the cat his breakfast. Will try to sleep now.

Fuck Duck is my new buzz word. Geddit?

Being a veteran insomnia queen, here are so useful tips for you on how to spend long sleepless hours (if you have insomnia and just want to stay awake at night for whatever reason)

Top 10 Tips For Insomnia (How to spend your lonely, sleepless night)

1. Write a blog
2. Clean up your email
3. Deactivate your Facebook notifications if you have been receiving notifications from friends on Farmville, and other annoying games that you do not want to play.
4. Do some housekeeping
5. Mop the floor
6. Clean your dressing table
7. Think about your future
8. Plan your next holiday
9. Go through your calendar for important appointments and dates
10. Go read somebody's blog such as www.rojakgal.blogspot.com

Okay, that's all for now. Hope you have learnt something.

Good night or Good morning. (Don't pull your hairs if you are reading this, :P Well, it's time for me to go for my morning jog. Stay calm and healthy!)


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

My new Samsung Galaxy Note II

After waiting for 2 millions 3 thousands 500 hundreds 10 years and 20 days, I finally got a new phone to replace my trusty old iPhone 3G!!! It's a Galaxy Note II *confetti in the air* Sorry iPhone, you have been good but iPhone 5, Y U NO big big screen? So this is my main reason of switching to Samsung and I have been very happy with it! :D

But it has been making me very busy though...

What I have been doing with my Note II:

1) Cam-whoring, of course

After all, this is my first phone with a front facing camera.


2) Whatsapp-ing - it's a lot of fun now with meme


 3) Taking photos



4) Editing photos

Adding photo frames
 with Line Camera

My mother-in-law before & after - she loves the after photo!
with Camera360

My Kitty
with PicSay
5) Doing Make-up

with Makeup by Modiface. 
LOL...I know I know. I look hideous here. 
I think this app is just for good fun instead of really making you pretty.

 My 2nd try.
Aaahhh... much better...

6) Talking with my other cat

with Talking Ginger
Cannot tahan..he is sooo.. cute and fluffy

Ohh..last but not least, this camera has amazing battery life. After playing with using it all day, it still can last till I doze off.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

How to sleep like a cat

 1. Find the most comfy spot in the house 
2. Kaki kangkang (Legs apart)
3. Hands curled in (optional).

 Another example
(Tips: It's not very wise to sleep on walk way especially if your body colour matches the floor)

Lie on sofa's arm rest if you want to watch tv while falling asleep

 Afternoon nap is a must

 Ops..awaken by owner snapping picture


See what is owner doing.

 Block flashlight and continue to lie down

Watch owner's tablet after waking up

Scrub body against owner's head if itchy



Monday, May 30, 2011

Fashion Disaster

Hahaha..can't stop laughing when I saw this photo on an online retail shop. It' just the perfect attire if you wanna looks "ghostly" or wanna scare off your neighbour's children.

You likey?
From this online shop

Friday, September 10, 2010

Hello Titty!

I noticed that I have only blogged once about how I've fallen in love with Hello Kitty and there is nothing about my favourite character after that. So, here's it.

Spotted this t-shirt being displayed at a shop in One Utama. Really cute and funny, don't u think so? :)

Hello Kitty Titty t-shirt

My recent Hello Kitty purchases:

From top left, clockwise:
Hello Kitty table protector ~ RM9.90
My melody iPhone skin from Midvalley ~ RM19.90
Hello Kitty pancake mix from SS2 100 yen shop ~ RM5.90
Hello Kitty kitchen towel from Midvlley ~ RM7.90

Solar powered Hello Kitty from Midvalley
RM19.90

Hello Kitty iPhone skin from OUG pasar malam
RM12

That's all for now!
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