Since I have been too lazy to blog, I am just gonna post a short story this time to keep my readers happy, or pissed off (assuming if I do have some readers).
This story was inspired by someone really close to me.
Once upon a time, there was a kind and beautiful women in an unknown kingdom. However, fate was not on her side when she gave birth to a leech instead of a human boy. Her heartless husband and the father of the leech left them not long after. Nevertheless, she showered Leech with love and care and gave him everything that she could afford by working non-stop day and night. Leech become strong and huge and turns into a real man when he was 25 years old. He even got married and have a son, wtf. The women, now old and retired was overjoy to see her only son turning into a real man and having a family on his own. Alas! The son was ungrateful, treat the women poorly and take advantage of his old mom in many unspeakable ways.
What should be the ending of this story? Please share your thoughts and drop me your comments! =)
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Insomnia is the mother of all sufferings
Before I hit the sack, it's 5.26am, 23 Oct 2013. I haven't sleep a wink yet though I was trying very hard to.
How did I spent this whole night?
You could ask my mom, my husband and my cat. Oh, my cat is still awake with me. Thanks god. Just fed the cat his breakfast. Will try to sleep now.
Fuck Duck is my new buzz word. Geddit?
Being a veteran insomnia queen, here are so useful tips for you on how to spend long sleepless hours (if you have insomnia and just want to stay awake at night for whatever reason)
2. Clean up your email
3. Deactivate your Facebook notifications if you have been receiving notifications from friends on Farmville, and other annoying games that you do not want to play.
4. Do some housekeeping
5. Mop the floor
6. Clean your dressing table
7. Think about your future
8. Plan your next holiday
9. Go through your calendar for important appointments and dates
10. Go read somebody's blog such as www.rojakgal.blogspot.com
Okay, that's all for now. Hope you have learnt something.
Good night or Good morning. (Don't pull your hairs if you are reading this, :P Well, it's time for me to go for my morning jog. Stay calm and healthy!)
How did I spent this whole night?
You could ask my mom, my husband and my cat. Oh, my cat is still awake with me. Thanks god. Just fed the cat his breakfast. Will try to sleep now.
Fuck Duck is my new buzz word. Geddit?
Being a veteran insomnia queen, here are so useful tips for you on how to spend long sleepless hours (if you have insomnia and just want to stay awake at night for whatever reason)
Top 10 Tips For Insomnia (How to spend your lonely, sleepless night)
1. Write a blog2. Clean up your email
3. Deactivate your Facebook notifications if you have been receiving notifications from friends on Farmville, and other annoying games that you do not want to play.
4. Do some housekeeping
5. Mop the floor
6. Clean your dressing table
7. Think about your future
8. Plan your next holiday
9. Go through your calendar for important appointments and dates
10. Go read somebody's blog such as www.rojakgal.blogspot.com
Okay, that's all for now. Hope you have learnt something.
Good night or Good morning. (Don't pull your hairs if you are reading this, :P Well, it's time for me to go for my morning jog. Stay calm and healthy!)
Labels:
Funny,
Rant,
Ways of Life
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
My new Samsung Galaxy Note II
After waiting for 2 millions 3 thousands 500 hundreds 10 years and 20 days, I finally got a new phone to replace my trusty old iPhone 3G!!! It's a Galaxy Note II *confetti in the air* Sorry iPhone, you have been good but iPhone 5, Y U NO big big screen? So this is my main reason of switching to Samsung and I have been very happy with it! :D
But it has been making me very busy though...
What I have been doing with my Note II:
1) Cam-whoring, of course
After all, this is my first phone with a front facing camera.
2) Whatsapp-ing - it's a lot of fun now with meme
3) Taking photos
4) Editing photos
But it has been making me very busy though...
What I have been doing with my Note II:
1) Cam-whoring, of course
After all, this is my first phone with a front facing camera.
3) Taking photos
4) Editing photos
Adding photo frames
with Line Camera
My mother-in-law before & after - she loves the after photo!
with Camera360
My Kitty
with PicSay
5) Doing Make-up
with Makeup by Modiface.
LOL...I know I know. I look hideous here.
I think this app is just for good fun instead of really making you pretty.
My 2nd try.
Aaahhh... much better...
Aaahhh... much better...
6) Talking with my other cat
with Talking Ginger
Cannot tahan..he is sooo.. cute and fluffy
Ohh..last but not least, this camera has amazing battery life. After playing with using it all day, it still can last till I doze off.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
How to sleep like a cat
1. Find the most comfy spot in the house
2. Kaki kangkang (Legs apart)
3. Hands curled in (optional).
Another example
(Tips: It's not very wise to sleep on walk way especially if your body colour matches the floor)
Lie on sofa's arm rest if you want to watch tv while falling asleep
Afternoon nap is a must
Ops..awaken by owner snapping picture
See what is owner doing.
Block flashlight and continue to lie down
Watch owner's tablet after waking up
Scrub body against owner's head if itchy
Monday, May 30, 2011
Fashion Disaster
Hahaha..can't stop laughing when I saw this photo on an online retail shop. It' just the perfect attire if you wanna looks "ghostly" or wanna scare off your neighbour's children.
You likey?
From this online shop
Friday, September 10, 2010
Hello Titty!
I noticed that I have only blogged once about how I've fallen in love with Hello Kitty and there is nothing about my favourite character after that. So, here's it.
Spotted this t-shirt being displayed at a shop in One Utama. Really cute and funny, don't u think so? :)
Spotted this t-shirt being displayed at a shop in One Utama. Really cute and funny, don't u think so? :)
Hello Kitty Titty t-shirt
My recent Hello Kitty purchases:
From top left, clockwise:
Hello Kitty table protector ~ RM9.90
My melody iPhone skin from Midvalley ~ RM19.90
Hello Kitty pancake mix from SS2 100 yen shop ~ RM5.90
Hello Kitty kitchen towel from Midvlley ~ RM7.90
Solar powered Hello Kitty from Midvalley
RM19.90
Hello Kitty iPhone skin from OUG pasar malam
RM12
That's all for now!
My recent Hello Kitty purchases:
From top left, clockwise:
Hello Kitty table protector ~ RM9.90
My melody iPhone skin from Midvalley ~ RM19.90
Hello Kitty pancake mix from SS2 100 yen shop ~ RM5.90
Hello Kitty kitchen towel from Midvlley ~ RM7.90
Solar powered Hello Kitty from Midvalley
RM19.90
Hello Kitty iPhone skin from OUG pasar malam
RM12
That's all for now!
Labels:
Funny,
Hello Kitty
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